The house is empty, hip hooray!
I’ll ask my mates to come and stay.
We’ll order pizza, lounge at ease
and watch forbidden D-V-Ds.
The house is empty, scary thought!
There’s only me to hold the fort.
I’ll lock the doors and windows tight
so wolves can’t tear my sleep at night.
The house is empty. I’m forlorn.
There’s nothing here to do but yawn.
I’m really pissed off on my own.
I hope my parents soon come home.